Kings wanted!!Christmas Island - Resume
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King Harry the 9th
| Kings wanted!!I want a king to take my place in christmas island because im in the hospice and will soon die please call me at 1800-willyoubethenextchrismasislandking?-9942 please call i will be waiting for you uless i die that is! dun-na-non-neer-neer-bum-ba-bum!!!! CALL ME BABY! |
Reply #1
Almost King of christmas island VIII
| | Hello King Harry, My name is "Almost King of Christmas Island VIII" and i am interested in being the king of Christmas island (hints the name). I have many much experiance in being a king. I was the king of my 1st grade tree house club. Also, i was king of the chess club, and damn the queen was hot!!!! I will take the job if there is a hot queen i can tap and make little babies with. Another thing is i have to satelite TV incase i get bored, i can watch some P-O-R-N. Please respond to me if you want me to be king at 1800-barnone. thanks, Almost King of Christmas Island VIII |
Reply #2
King Harry the 9th
| | Hello Almost King of Christmas Island, I see you are the only one that has replied. This puts me in a tight spot hence the fact you sound so perfect for the job, but I need someone that isnt so lets just say "loose" To have the job you will need to tighten up and become more a man. Thank you for you wonderful reply, King Harry the 9th P.S. Your queen is HOT and i think you would make perfecto babyies! Good bye my good friend! |
Reply #3
Dr. Evil
| | Welcome to me evil layer! I want to become king of Christmas Island and RULE THE WORLD! I have much experience and can blow up just about anything. I think i would be perfect for this job because im very evil and ya well i hope you liked my job applications thank you for this wonderful EVIL oppertunity! Your Buddy, Dr. Evil |
Reply #4
King Kong
| | What you "Kings" need is a queen or two! |
Reply #5
Dr. Evil
| | Hey i have 10 queens and i get layed by all of them! |
Reply #6
Wilt Chamberlain
| | Only in your dreams! |
Reply #7
Dr. Evil
| | You want to start somthing Wilt Chamberlain!?! I could kick your ass to Pluto so watch what you say about my wifes! |
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