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Kings wanted!!

King Harry the 9th (65.102.226.1) -

I want a king to take my place in christmas island because im in the hospice and will soon die please call me at 1800-willyoubethenextchrismasislandking?-9942 please call i will be waiting for you uless i die that is! dun-na-non-neer-neer-bum-ba-bum!!!! CALL ME BABY!

Reply #1 Almost King of christmas island VIII (63.225.96.96) -

Hello King Harry,

My name is "Almost King of Christmas Island VIII" and i am interested in being the king of Christmas island (hints the name). I have many much experiance in being a king. I was the king of my 1st grade tree house club. Also, i was king of the chess club, and damn the queen was hot!!!! I will take the job if there is a hot queen i can tap and make little babies with. Another thing is i have to satelite TV incase i get bored, i can watch some P-O-R-N.

Please respond to me if you want me to be king at 1800-barnone.

thanks,

Almost King of Christmas Island VIII

Reply #2 King Harry the 9th (65.102.226.1) -

Hello Almost King of Christmas Island,

I see you are the only one that has replied. This puts me in a tight spot hence the fact you sound so perfect for the job, but I need someone that isnt so lets just say "loose" To have the job you will need to tighten up and become more a man.

Thank you for you wonderful reply,

King Harry the 9th

P.S. Your queen is HOT and i think you would make perfecto babyies! Good bye my good friend!

Reply #3 Dr. Evil (65.102.226.1) -

Welcome to me evil layer! I want to become king of Christmas Island and RULE THE WORLD! I have much experience and can blow up just about anything. I think i would be perfect for this job because im very evil and ya well i hope you liked my job applications thank you for this wonderful EVIL oppertunity!

Your Buddy,

Dr. Evil

Reply #4 King Kong (208.155.188.84) -

What you "Kings" need is a queen or two!

Reply #5 Dr. Evil (65.102.226.1) -

Hey i have 10 queens and i get layed by all of them!

Reply #6 Wilt Chamberlain (208.155.64.199) -

Only in your dreams!

Reply #7 Dr. Evil (65.102.226.1) -

You want to start somthing Wilt Chamberlain!?! I could kick your ass to Pluto so watch what you say about my wifes!