Bill Jobs in Search of a new Job Q: What are your best qualities? A: I am lazy, stupid and don't want to work. I want to use facebook, twitter and MSN chat all day while I get a big fat salary. I am usually late for work everyday, at least a couple hours, but always with a good excuse. Q: What languages do you speak (and at what level)? A: I speak English at a very low level. It is my native tongue but I never bothered to go to school much. With facebook and twitter who needs school? Q: Describe the benefits of working with others A: You can have a better laugh when you see something cool on facebook and if your coworkers are on facebook then you might actually know some of your facebook friends. It is also fun to twitter your coworkers all day and have a contest to see who gets the least work done. Q: Describe the benefits of working alone A: Working alone is cool. It gives you more time to screw off, and it's easier to yak on the cell phone without your coworkers telling your boss. Also, you don't need to use a fake spreadsheet program to hide your twitter usage. It's kinda boring but you can make up for it with all the time wasting facebook games. Q: What field do you currently work in? A: I am unemployed because I got fired for being too lazy. I don't think that's fair, why should I have to waste 8 hours at the office actually doing work? Expert Page: Quick Tips: Avoiding Job Scams | 
